1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Eventually starving to death" The only other species..."

-Nostradamus, and Instant Noodles

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Ouch. What sort of a stupid question makes you punch a wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Fairly Odd parents (only the best kids show ever, after postman pat)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:01 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:50pm. omFg. Life is so cruel.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The White Stripes belting out of my speakers!!!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going for a unexplainable run.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The picture of brenton I made.

9. What are you wearing?
OH! ummm.... well.... lets just say N/A.

10. Did you dream last night?
I dreamt that I was the coolest man on Earth, then realised I wasn't dreaming.

11. When did you last laugh?
About 5 to 5 1/2 hours ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, and a couple wall plugs. And my guitar is against the wall, but does that count?

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I did look in the mirror about 10 minutes ago.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Fully Sic wikid

15. What is the last film you saw?
Jarhead.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A million forks, and a suit. And a motorbike.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Not many people are aware that Chuck Norris is actually me in a mask. And many people don't know how good their mums were.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Put a giant ass anti-illegal-immagrant wall around Australia. Or make AFL a world sport.

19. Do you like to dance?
Does a bear shit in the woods.

20. George Bush:
Is lukes father.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I'd let the mother decide.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Barry, so then he can be called Bazza.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Oops, there seems to have been a mistake, this is your throne Leif

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
King-b,
yomudda,
Chuck norris,
and anyone with 5 testicles